LET IT BE RECOGNIZED BY ALL CIVILIZED PEOPLES - SHAVING IS AN UNNATURAL ACT.
It is said this disgusting requirement was initiated by ALEXANDER THE GREAT because he liked boys and wanted to continue to appear to be one. All older men who liked boys cottoned to the idea and so it spread; became a custom and eventually a worldwide reqirement. COME ALL YOU SHEEP AND FOLLOWERS, gaze upon my beautiful flowing beard until you have sated your desire for eye candy! Then rebel and rid yourself of the medieval torture instruments for the removal of hair! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!
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